Have I ever mentioned how much I love Abridged?

Oh. I have. Nevermind, I’ll just say it again.

After Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar Abridged, I found Drabon Ball Z Abridged. Combining voicing actors from aforementioned pieces.

Yesterday I laughed like a maniac. Totally made me watch DBZ again. XD

Here’s the piece that I saw first, that made me look up the rest of the episodes. DO LOOK THEM UP!!!! It’s just too awesome.

I’ll try to write down the lyrics, but I might make a mistake or two.  

“Let’s get down to business,
To control the world”
“But I don’t think I’m ready”
”Shut up, you nerd!

You’re the saddest runt I’ve ever met
But you can bet, before we’re through,
Gohan, I’ll make a man out of you!”

(“But I’m only four…”
“Dodge!”
“UAAAAAA!!”)

“Raise your hands to the sky
To collect the ki!”
”Hey I think I’ve got it,
Oh look, a monkey!”

“You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot,
And you haven’t got a clue,
Somehow I’ll make a man out of you!”

“Oh my God, this is worse than death!”
”Hope Toriyama doesn't screw me”
”Many really hope Tien will be okay”
(“Gay!”
“Hey!!”)

“What’s wrong, maggots, out of breath?”
”I don’t wanna die, I’m virgin!
”Boy, you really need to watch just what you say…”
(“Huh? NO!”)

(We are men) “You must be swift as a coursing river, (“Uaah!”)
(We are men) With all the force of a great typhoon, (“Piccolo, help!”)
(We are men) With all the stregth of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon…”
(“You blew that up, Mr. Piccolo!”
“I know”)

“Time is racing forward
Until we arrive”
”Shut the hell up Nappa
And you might survive!”

“Vegeta, are we there yet?”
”No, Nappa, no, we’re not”
”How ‘bout now?”
”No, goddamnit, Nappa!!”

(We are men) “You must be swift as a coursing river,
(We are men) With all the force of a great typhoon,
(We are men) With all the stregth of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon…”

(We are men) “I must be swift as a coursing river,
(We are men) With all the force of a great typhoon,
(We are men) With all the stregth of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon…”

(“Hey, King Kai, I did it!”
”Awesome”)

A videó se semmi, főleg a SasuSaku fanoknak (én ebből csak fanartot shippelek, és max egy sidepairinget fanficekben, de csak ha igényes) (...) (LOL, ez gáz volt, mi?)

Mindegy, lényeg a lényeg: a szám az nagyon ütős.

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As far as I could go,
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You believed in me
And it's all I needed...

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Please know that I love you,
With all of my heart...
My heart, my heart
Is beating for you,
I want you to know,
That I'll be thinking of you
Wherever I go...

Tonight
I am standing with you,
A chance to change the world
As we know it...
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Feels so perfect,
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It's all I need...

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Please know that I love you,
With all of my heart...
My heart, my heart, is beating for you
I want you to know,
That I'll be thinking of you
Wherever I go...

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I want you to know,
That I'll be thinking of you
Wherever I go...

My heart, my heart, is beating for you,
My heart...
Wherever I go,
My heart, my heart, is beating for you,
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