I found this on ff.net, it's hilarious... And I'm friggen annoying, I do ALL these things... Okay, not 2, 8 and 9.

I hate it when...

1. People point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. People say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. People say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. Something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. People say "life is short". What? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9. You are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?